STROKE Assesment Tool

Dear Friend:

Many people are unaware of symptoms related to a stroke. If identified in it's earliest stages, a stroke need not be debilitating, or lead to death. If you witness a loved one or neighbor at an outing or event, stumble, fall, slump in a chair, or just complain of dizziness, PLEASE save a life by remembering the following assessment tool for identifying a potential stroke victim. If an individual does not "pass" any of these simple evaluations, call 911 immediately, and report the symptoms of the stroke to attending operators. Remember, too many Americans die because the general population does not have THIS life saving information and simple diagnostic tool. Commit it to memory today and save a loved one tomorrow!

S *Ask the individual to SMILE. (If they have difficulty doing this, assume a stroke!)
T *Ask the person to TALK . Have them TELL YOU SOMETHING SIMPLE IN A SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e., Ask them to discuss the weather or your clothing.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. (Stoke victims lose the capacity to perform this simple motor activity!)
O *Make them OPEN their mouth and stick out their tongue as far as they can so as to receive a Vinalla Wafer. If the tongue veers to one side, it is a clear indication of a stroke.
K *Give them a rope and ask them to tie a simple KNOT around their neck or any other object of value. Do not assist them if they fall, this is part of the assessment procedure.
E *Be sure they can EXPUNGE a portion of the meal they are eating to remove all doubt of choking, hysteria, or poisoning from a potato salad left in the sun too long. If a wallet can be located, EXPUNGE as much cash as possible, especially since their arms are already in the air. If they try to stop you, they are fine.

How to Increase Baptisms

"First, during our services, we give everyone a card that includes a place where people can indicate a desire to be baptized. Asking people for a commitment keeps them from perpetually delaying the baptism decision.

Another way we keep people from putting off baptism is by holding what we call “Nike baptisms,” which means we just do it. Our baptistery is a small, in-ground pool on the patio outside our worship center. Sometimes at the end of a service, I’ll say, “You’ve never been baptized? Just walk outside. The water is warm. You can be baptized today.” We provide t-shirts, shorts, and towels for the people. Trained counselors ensure that they truly are followers of Jesus before they’re baptized. Having these Nike baptisms gives many people just the push they need to publicly declare their faith.

For people who need more time to think through their baptism decision, we offer a few tools to help them. One of the most interesting tools is a video of baptisms. We show this in all of our C.L.A.S.S. 101 sessions – our membership class – and during some services. Many people are afraid of baptism. They don’t understand what happens during baptism, or they’re scared of water. On these videos, we slow the picture down so the people watching can see the emotion on the face of the person being baptized. Often baptisms are so quick that we miss that emotion. But when you slow the video, you can see the smile slowly break out on a person’s face as she comes out of the water; it helps you see the beauty and magnitude of baptism, a picture of dying with Christ and being raised with Christ.

We also have a brochure about why someone should be baptized. A lot of times, people don’t want to ask anyone their questions about baptism, but they’ll pick up a brochure to find answers and to see the scriptural backing for baptism. We also have poster boards, banners, and signs with the faces of people who have been baptized. We often will include a short quote with each photo. That brings color and heart to an act that some people consider to be very churchy.

Finally, once a follower of Jesus does decide to be baptized, we make sure that baptism is a very positive experience. I had the privilege of being baptized by my own father, who was a pastor, and it was a very meaningful time for me. I want everyone baptized at Saddleback to have their own wonderful, unforgettable experience.

We encourage people to send out invitations to their baptism. “Don’t come alone,” we tell people. “This is a time to bring people – just like to a birthday party!”

As we begin the baptism time, we remind the people watching that all the angels in Heaven celebrate when one person comes to Christ. So when each person comes out of the water, each of us can be angelic for just a few minutes as we celebrate.

The bottom line is that baptism is attractive because it represents changed lives – lives where the old has died and the new has come. In my opinion, there is no symbol in Christianity that is more powerful than baptism. So explain it, promote it, and celebrate it in your church." -- Rick Warren

---)------------ Don't forget party hats, cake, and -- wait, candles will get wet. If all else fails in getting your congregation baptized, call in the local Fire Department (think about the sermon illustration there!) and do a kannähär baptism (which is Hebrew for "rushing stream") and just nail them in the pews!

How do you know you believe anything?

"...“belief” is not a good word to employ when doing science. Scientists do not “believe” in facts of nature and history; these facts just are. We no more “believe in evolution” than we “believe in gravity.” Evolution and gravity simply are facts of nature. They exist whether we believe in them or not." —Michael Shermer

---)------------ At least you believe in belief!